Yoda Helping Sri Lankan Refugees

The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war. Brad Pitt started the whole celebrity trend of going to areas in turmoil to help people overcome the situations. Like Pitt, Yoda is building shelters, motels, houses, and a fan store to help locals get going again. 'Its great, just really super great to see him go in and give back to a community that has never really given to him,' explained his talent manager. 'Plus he is going to make a killing on this people, renting out living quarters, charging for autographs, pictures and the like.' According to his agent Yoda has not made much money since the Star Wars series finally ended. 'He will always be typecast,' said Manager. 'He needs to do something and making money off war torn areas is just what it will take to help him pay off bookies, gambling debts and all the child support.' Yoda's career went south after he gave up acting for boxing. Then much like his movie career, the boxing career dried up and Yoda was running out of the millions he made through his triumphant Hollywood career. 'He owes George Lucas a lot, I mean a lot of money,' said co-star Mark Hamill. 'Heard he has a fairly lucrative scheme running over in Sri Lanka, something I wouldn't mind to get my hands in. I'm excited for him, I don't know how he has survived on only a few million.'