Days ago Woody Harrelson arrived at LaGuardia Airport and thought he spotted a zombie so naturally he broke the zombie's camera which turned out to be a paparazzo who claimed that Harrelson assaulted him and damaged a video camera. Now Woody is trying to restore his reputation by auditioning for ABC's Dancing With The Stars. 'I saw how much it helped Jackass star, Steve-o, after he lost his reputation for being a drug addict, now the whole world is a fan of him,' exclaimed the cheerful Harrelson outside a local Berlin movie theater promoting his up coming movie, The Messenger,' at the 59th Berlinale film festival. The soon to be dancing star explained the mishap because he just wrapped up production of his next movie, Zombieland, and thought the cameraman was the same zombie that he had to beat up in the movie. I want America to remember me as that happy go lucky guy from Cheers, not a man who hates zombies,' explained the actor, turned zombie killer, turned dancer.
Reuters News – “Actor Woody Harrelson poses during a photocall to promote” [read full story]
“Ah, I’m so excited he’ll be on Dancing With The Stars!” That show seems to have a restoring power like non other, like Steve-O, he is so cute now.” – Duke Lazor (TPN Actor)
“Aren’t most of the dancers washed up actors who technically are zombies? Their career died and then some how they rise up from the grave.” GOP (TPN Hollywood Insider)
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i think it was a photo like this that inspired the sistine chapel !!