U.S. and Japan Lose Big In Miss Universe Pageant

A growing trend in beauty contest will likely end after the U.S. sent Annie Leibovitz and Japan sent 'Yokozuna' Asashoryu both women are beautiful winners on the inside but their outsides gave both countries a huge loss to a third world beauty, Stefania Fernandez of Venezuela. Japan's 'Yokozuna' Asashoryu of Mongolia was title Miss Japan which caused a huge concern amongst the few citizen's who pay attention to beauty contest. 'I know I'm beautiful,' said Miss Japan's Yokozuna. 'It doesn't matter what others think.' Long critics of the Miss Universe contest find the whole ordeal degrading and discouraging to women. 'It so awful,' said A local member of N.O.W. 'Seriously, there are no women who look like that and its just not fair to us who are ugly and have to join N.O.W. so we can pretend that people will look at us and take interest in us.' Thankfully, not everyone shares the same opinion as other feminist. 'Pageant contest are to encourage females to try and not to give up,' said an unnamed supermodel. 'It is not impossible to be beautiful on the inside and the out. Just don't give up.'

'I'm not upset that I got second to last in the contest, I'm just upset I lost so much money.'