The Chicago Cubs have come up with a plan to bring the fans back and hopefully win some games by signing Mr. T to a three year deal.

Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi, left, and Lower Chamber president and National Alliance former leader Gianfranco Fini Berlusconi are the first conjoined twins to win not only a major election but hold two top positions after the recent election in Italy

Rahm Emanuel is Obama’s Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.