A local Chinese gymnast has the world's smallest waist, just a stretch smaller than previous title holder

AP News - “training at a sports training” [read full story]

“Is that the male version of Barbie?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“No, Barbie isn’t this scary.” - Howard Downs (TPN News Analyst)

Smaller, fuel-efficient shuttles are replacing the current aging fleet of vehicles

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“Finally, I always thought a smaller shuttle, using less gas, destined for the moon was a long shot” - Alison (PB Womens Weekly Reader)

“Its a great achievement for man kind, when they make better tasting moon food that will be a great achievement from woman kind.” - GOP (TPN Science/Space Expert)

Roadside billboards a much smaller problem in Europe than in US

“Now thats a good looking highway” - Sen. Caroline (Endorsed by TPN)

“No, its not, its all dirt. We need concrete roads… Duh!” - Bamboo (famous entertainer)

Drastic budget cuts force Royal Navy to launch smaller, more fuel efficient ships

“If I knew the ships were going to be so small I wouldn’t of signed up yesterday.” - Alfie (new Royal Navy recruit)

“God bless you son!” - GOP