Hungry crowd watches man push his lunch in a wheelchair

Reuters - “(PETA) carries another member wearing a chicken” [read full story]

“I find it sick that the PETA member actually wore a chicken, ew, sick.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Chicken is a great food to eat when you are hungry.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)

World's tallest man congratulates Barack Obama on his giant victory

courtesy of AP News

“I looked this guy up on ripleysbelieveitornot.com, he wears size 38 in shoes.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“My dog was so tall he wore a size 4 in women’s” - GOP (TPN Lead Analyst)

Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer informed school children how to eat like a man

Reuters News - “The larger issue is strategic fit..” [read full story]

“I wonder what he is pretending to eat?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Maybe Yahoo or something from Bob Evans.” - Reginald (TPN Field Reporter)

Locals call man a fruit for believing a UFO visited him and left him a gift

AFP News - “Samaritan man prepares a ‘Sukka,’..” [read full story]

“I’m so thankful UFO’s have never visited me.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Most likely they won’t according to local researchers” - GOP (TPN reporter)