A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd.

Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident.

In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.

Kids won’t have to search to hard to find Easter eggs this year thanks to the best crop in years

A local female is now behind bars after first peeing on the Alamo and then secondly for biting a cop during her arrest

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev lost his reign over the red state to the former local VEB Bank Chairman Vladimir Dmitriyev during the annual staring contest in which the winner becomes the new socialist leader of Russia

Local actor Richard Gere held up and robbed after speaking at the International Campaign for Tibet reception on Capitol Hill in Washington

Popular trailer park game gets national news coverage

ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) was tragically hit by a car while working door to door in a local Florida trailer park

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer Alisa Boyack leads passenger through a game of Simon Says in order to pass through the screening process at the local Salt Lake International Airport in Salt Lake City, Utah