Local feminist are upset over recent cleavage photo taken during a protest in Dupont Circle in Washington, DC for Boobquake Day.

Two men dressed in traditional Easter bunny costumes were arrested outside the local Arnold mall after authorities were called in.

2009 TPN’s Sexiest Dicator, Kim Jong Il is excited after passing drug test.

A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd.

Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident.

Rick Hantham was depressed and just upset with a crazy intent in mind when he aimed at a local Texas school but missed the mark he was aiming at.

In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.

Kids won’t have to search too hard to find Easter eggs this year thanks to the best crop in years

Local male left parlor unhappy, confused and wondering why in the dickens would his family want him to get clipped

A local female is now behind bars after first peeing on the Alamo and then secondly for biting a cop during her arrest

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev lost his reign over the red state to the former local VEB Bank Chairman Vladimir Dmitriyev during the annual staring contest in which the winner becomes the new socialist leader of Russia

Italian officers throw a local Libyan pirate over the side of a ship after the pirate refused to give answers regarding the whereabouts of other local Libyan pirates

Local actor Richard Gere held up and robbed after speaking at the International Campaign for Tibet reception on Capitol Hill in Washington

Popular trailer park game gets national news coverage

A local Hong Kong punk rock show ends in arrest and sending some behind bars