UFO swept through a Japanese amusement park, Yomiuri Land, grabbing employees dressed in Santa Claus outfits before flying away

Reuters News - “outfits enjoy a ride at an amusement park in Tokyo” [read full story]

“What interest do Aliens have with Santa Claus?” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“They want the blue prints to his sled.” - GOP (TPN Science and Space Specialist)

Kevin Spacey portrays Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter in up coming ABC drama

Local detectives are still looking for Indian who wounded former defense ministry Uriko Koike

Sarah Hussein clings to hope while looking for missing grandchild

Nobuteru Ishihara former Liberal Democratic Party’s policy chief is furious about scuff on his brand new podium

Simple towns folk from Farmington Hills, Michigan consider Democrat Barack Obama a ‘cheeky fella’

Local sport fans worried about Japan joining the NFL

Sarah Palin performs Barracuda with the rock group Heart

Czech Republics Petr Benda wins against Jirih Ubalek and Israels Ido Kozikaro in the World Tickling Championship

Democratic Presidential Candidate Sen. Barack Obama drops in polls after his version of Grease Lightning

US Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain steals wife Cindy’s high five