Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris
Steven Spielberg Sucker Punches Cameron Diaz Boyfriend
Director Steven Spielberg sucker punches Cameron Diaz\’s boyfriend Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving him dizzy, upset, and single. ‘I don’t want to date a wuss.’
Yoda Helping Sri Lankan Refugees
The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war.
Ellen To Star In Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2
Talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres is returning to the big screen to play Gordon Gekko (originally Michael Douglas) in Oliver Stone’s sequel to Wall Street.
Authorities Accidentally Kill Star Of Babe Over Swine Flu Scare
Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe over fear the actor was sick with Swine flu.
Woody Harrelson Auditions For Dancing With The Stars
Trying to restore his reputation after recently beating up the paparazzi, Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson has announced his plans for Dancing With The Stars.
Edward Scissorhands Found Guilty In Murder Trial
Legendary Hollywood super star, Edward Scissorhands was found guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of actress from the 1985 hit film Barbarian Queen
Dog Saves Actors From Attack
Local dog saves Hollywood actors Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, from a deranged snow monster.
Hollywood Searching For Young Actors
Hollywood quickly searching for younger actors to replace current High School Musical cast


