Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris

Director Steven Spielberg sucker punches Cameron Diaz\’s boyfriend Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving him dizzy, upset, and single. ‘I don’t want to date a wuss.’

The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war.

Talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres is returning to the big screen to play Gordon Gekko (originally Michael Douglas) in Oliver Stone’s sequel to Wall Street.

Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe over fear the actor was sick with Swine flu.

Trying to restore his reputation after recently beating up the paparazzi, Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson has announced his plans for Dancing With The Stars.

Legendary Hollywood super star, Edward Scissorhands was found guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of actress from the 1985 hit film Barbarian Queen

Local dog saves Hollywood actors Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, from a deranged snow monster.

Hollywood quickly searching for younger actors to replace current High School Musical cast