A local trailer park owner is left scratching his head after his once popular community has become a ghost town after dramatic decline in new attendants

In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.

Feared eaten, a local Belarus farmer captured a picture of the Abominable Snowman kidnapping his two circus kittens, Chester Sir Knight-n-tail and Santa Claws.

Local Lebanese farmer Khalil Semhat, donated his abnormally big heart to science