Local dog saves Hollywood actors Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, from a deranged snow monster.

Courtesy of Yahoo! News

“Do you think this is a clip from a new horror film starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“No, its from real life. This happened early this morning.” - GOP (TPN Entertainment Specialist)

Dog embarks on journey of lifetime after he fell from a 40 foot cliff and survived

AFP News - “a CACIB international dog” [read full story]

“I watched my neighbor shoot at his dog and the dog would pretend o be dead, when i tried doing that, the dog ended up bleeding to death.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Don’t use a real gun next time.” - GOP (TPN Editor)

Local townsfolk believe Richard Cooks girlfriend is a real dog

[source]
“Richard Crook celebrates with a dog he rescued at Crystal Beach.”
Sounds to me those townsfolk aren’t too far off. Read whole story