Safety seats aren't just for children; new law requires anyone under 18 to be in child car seats

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“I hope not.” GOP (TPN Lead Anchor)

Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer informed school children how to eat like a man

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“I wonder what he is pretending to eat?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Maybe Yahoo or something from Bob Evans.” - Reginald (TPN Field Reporter)

Local school children avoid death after pushing away an angry Bengal Tiger

AP News - “Filipino children watch a Bengal Tiger stand” - [read full story]

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“Its not that they hate humans, usually they only attack when there are small children around.” - Howard Downs (TPN Zoologist Specialist)