Barack Obama changes his pants in the dressing room at Kmart

Courtesy of Yahoo! News

“I can’t believe there dressing rooms are in such poor condition” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Maybe Obama will help Kmart get better” - GOP (TPN Boom Mic Operator)

Bank of England changed logo to be handicapped friendly

“Finally, a bank that wheely listens.” - Todd (TPN subscriber)
“These are the kind of post that will make this whole website lose hits. How dare you make a joke about this!” Carla Tibbins (former TPN member)
“That wasn’t a joke but this is, ‘bank notorious for making ‘chair’itable donations.’” - Howard Downs

European Union Foreign Policy Chief Javier Solana changes his mind about the fishing in Tblisi

AFP News - “We don’t have access to Tskhinvali. We don’t have access to the buffer zone. How could Georgia have been behind this?” [read full story]

“Its odd that Russia isn’t russian to get out of Georgia.” - Todd (TPN Lifetime Member)

“Typical communist.” - GOP