November 5th, 2008 — Political, U.S. News

Presidential candidate John Sweeney shocked over losing the race and that Obama never answered the phone to hear his concession speech
AP News - “talks about the impact” [read full story]
“What party was John Sweeney running with? Maybe Obama didn’t know he was.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“He was running with the Labor Union Party. He got about .0023 percent of the popular vote.” GOP (TPN Financial Adviser)
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November 5th, 2008 — Political

Rev Jesse Jackson a former presidential candidate is really excited over the American loss and Barack Obama victory
Reuters News - “Obama captured the White House” [read full story]
“He doesn’t look happy” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“He wanted to be the first liberal black president, I feel bad for the fella.” - Howard Downs (TPN Political Adviser)
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October 30th, 2008 — Political

Freedom fighter Ibrahim Abu Jayab has proof that the socialist candidate Barack Obama will monitor America's personal life
AP News - “It could rain later..” [read full story]
“I don’t get it” - Alison (TPN Forum Member)
“Is this a joke or just cheap wallpaper?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“You don’t get it? He’s in the monitor… Hahaha” (Duke Lazor)
“I wish GOP would be honest, Ubama is not a socialist, he’s a socialite.” Howard Downs (TPN Reporter)
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October 24th, 2008 — Political, World

Hong Kong Presidential candidate has been said to rip off candidates from various countries
AFP News - “A man walks towards a glass door on which a placard depicting US Democratic candidate Senator Barack Obama..” [read full story]
“Looks like that candidate needs to ‘change’ his campaign slogan..” - Todd (Sports Fan)
“This is a serious crime to use Obama’s name like this.” - Howard Downs (Lead Analyst)
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October 16th, 2008 — News

Republican presidential candidate John McCain, leaps from behind his wife and Spaghets the audience
AP News - “..reacts to the crowd following his presidential debate..” [read full story]
“I’m voting for McCain now since he is a fan of Tim and Eric!” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“That’s a great reason to support a candidate.” - GOP (TPN Political Analyst)
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October 10th, 2008 — Political

Even Presidential candidates take some time off for a fishing trip every now and then
“I never realized fishing was so popular. Seems to be the only thing the media covers nowadays.” - Tina (TPN Forum User)
“To be honest the only reason fishing stories get coverage is do to the CEO of this news corp enjoys good fishing stories.” - Ping (TPN Foreign Investigative Journalist)
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September 23rd, 2008 — Political

VP candidate Sen. Joe Biden demonstrates proper way of 'biden' corn
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AP story] “Sen. Joe Biden … speaks during a rally at the Woodbridge Community Center.”
Normally the most bias news staff here at TPNnews would totally support any candidate who informed college students on the proper way of ‘biden’ an ear of corn. However, this cat usually has his foot in his mouth and we just won’t suggest ‘biden’ into anything after tickling your pallet with slimy, hairy toes.
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