Freedom fighter Ibrahim Abu Jayab has proof that the socialist candidate Barack Obama will monitor America's personal life

AP News - “It could rain later..” [read full story]

“I don’t get it” - Alison (TPN Forum Member)
“Is this a joke or just cheap wallpaper?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“You don’t get it? He’s in the monitor… Hahaha” (Duke Lazor)
“I wish GOP would be honest, Ubama is not a socialist, he’s a socialite.” Howard Downs (TPN Reporter)

American Space Shuttles refuel at reopened Houston oil refineries

“Do you think the gas stations where space ships refuel only serve moon pies?” - Todd (TPN reader)

“Yeah, and probably won’t serve you unless you were moon boots.” - Joey Goldsmich