Scientist have created postnatal babies grown completely in test tubes which allows women to avoid pregnancy alltogether and potentially preventing previous prenatal dangers. The test tube babies will have a retail value of $800 to $4,000 depending on race and randomly calculated I.Q. test.
Reuters News – “The “cooling down” segment is to simulate a womb-like environment for the infants to experience the warmth and comfort” [read full story]
“This is extremely exciting news for all men, now we don’t have to worry about our women messing up their stomachs with stretchmarks and potentially gaining weight after the child is birthed.” – Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Amen” – Howard Downs (TPN Scientist)
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thats how Captain Jack was born!!!
was his mother hooked on modern birthing techniques?
No sur she was hooked was hooked on methamphetamine"s and i was, i mean Captain Jack was 32 weeks premature
I thought you sounded premature, Give it a few years and then you'll sound mature and when your 83 you'll finally reach post mature.
This is creepy! I still prefer to carry my child in my own womb and give birth the traditional way.
How old is your child?
At least with this method, you can pick one that looks more like yourself instead of the milk man. I hate always being nervous which door to door delivery man my kids look like.
Couldn't agree more. My fifth child tans which freaks me out.