Rome Expanding And Conquering Once Again

The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. Last fall Ceasar 9 took control of the Roman empire with the intent to successfully do what Rome once failed to exceed in doing almost 800 years ago by expanding and conquering every nation. The UN has been watching the chaos develop and is sending orders to possibly attack the current empire. 'I was just going to take pictures of our great capital when all the sudden hundreds of Roman soldiers marched inside and took control of not only of our capital building but our whole nation,' said Bill a resident of France. 'I heard they are renaming the Eiffel tower to the Great Tower of Caesar 9.' PETA members where killed earlier this week in the new eastern province of Rome, when they protested the recent restart of the PRGA (Professional Roman Gladiators Association) for fear they'd continue murdering exotic animals during game play. 'I was enjoying a good cola when all the sudden these punk looking youngsters were marched inside the coliseum,' explained famed announcer of the games. 'They handed them wooden swords and ordered them to fight tigers and well trained gladiators.' All six protesters where quickly murdered by the hungry tigers. 'So far it seems like we are coming back strong, I'm excited with our powerful new nation. We aren't going to fail this second time around,' said Caesar 9. Sean Penn has already planned to go and spend a week in Rome with the new dictator in hopes he can show the whole world that the murderous, corrupt leader is truly a great man.