Obama & Ehud Olmert Posters Are Hot Sellers

Apr 192009

Local Iranian street vendors can't seem to keep in stock hot selling posters like the one of U.S. former Presidential elect Barack Obama and outgoing Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert. 'My dream is to meet President Obama, he is like Jackie Chan, a true fighter for expanding the rights of the people and both born outside the U.S., just like me. I'll be president when I grow up,' cried out Darrel Jabbadahud an 8 year old Iranian child who loves NASCAR. The hottest selling posters are former U.S. president George W. Bush and out of this world icon Alf. The vendors have set up their markets in front of the former U.S. Embassy during a demonstration to try and convince the Iranian government to befriend America on the anniversary of freezing Iran-U.S. diplomatic ties, in Tehran. 'We are positive today's demonstration will show Americans that we love them and open the eyes of President dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to resume trade with the states,' said Thomas the Iranian street vendor. 'President Obama is awesome, so is Oprah and so is the true nation of independence, Israel!' Citizens of Iran have been pushing for closer ties ever since Iran and the U.S.'s relationship got all knotted up way back in 1979.

AP News – “The United States and Iran have not had diplomatic relations since the 1979 Islamic Revolution and subsequent hostage taking at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran” [read full story]

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