Written on October 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm by GOP

New Coffin Sizes

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Coffin makers now offer Twin, Full, Queen and King sizes

“This is like one of those ideas, that you’re like, I should of thought of this. A complete no brainer.” – Tina (TPN Subscriber)

“Soon you’ll be able to get tall, venti, and grande urns in the TPN store.” – Howard Downs (Cryptozoologist)

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