A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them. 'What a crazy local man,' said Dora a Spanish explorer, 'what was that crazy loco man thinking?' The tradegy occurred during the during traditional Corpus Christi celebrations in Castrillo de Murcia in which the local man dresses like Ronald McDonald to keep the Hamburglar away from the towns local restaurant. 'I guess Hamburglar will come take all our hamburgers away this year,' explained a leading Spanish criminologist. 'This has happened since 1957 when two babies didn't crawl away quick enough and were gored by a bull, so we decided to start having humans jump babies instead of bulls.
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“I remember when that kept happening every year, I’m glad they switch from a bull to a human.” – Alice (TPN Subscriber)
“Spanish boys can’t jump.” – Snesly Wipes (Actor)
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I'm pretty sure you guys are seeing an optical illusion. The guy is successfully jumping over the babies, it's just that the camera's angle makes it look like he's stepping on that baby's head. You should really check your pictures more closely, this kinda of irresponsible journalism could lead to people being misinformed. Sorry to be a party pooper.