Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident. 'I was flying a kite with my son and then all the sudden the kite got sucked up into some sort of a jet,' explained Gregory Bublhead. 'It looked like the inside of the craft was filled with water.' Most UFO's are not see-through however photos reveal the inside did indeed resemble water and a strange shadowy figure looked like a shark. 'Looks like the creature was this ships gunner,' explained an investigator. 'Looked like he was stationed and ready to dolphinned the craft against attacks.' UFO attacks are increasingly more frequent. The U.S. Department of Security has sent out warning to citizens to start wearing aluminum foil hats to protect against future attacks.
AP News – “n this undated photo provided by the Indianapolis Convention & Visitors Association, visitors tour the Indianapolis Zoo’s Dolphin Dome” [read full story]
“The gunner would be the best job on an airplane.” – Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“I heard American Airlines are hiring gunners for all commercial flights.” – GOP (TPN Historian)
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UMM Howard I believe those are Dolphins and how could this be the only news in the park for a whole week !
The staff all got arrest but we are back. The law is trying to claim we are making fake news. Idiots. Sorry for that absence. Love you.
They are idiots they don't know no the wealth of knowledge you all posess !
I knew the gov would try to silence TPN eventually!