Local Punk Rockers Wait Outside Show

Apr 242009

Local punk rockers wait outside a dingy Omaha nightclub for the fowl mouth national act Jimmy's Chicken Shack. 'Jimmy's Chicken Shack sorta sucks, they sold out, I'm only here for their first album songs and for the opener, Dip Bong Muscle Flip, my girlfriend's uncle is in that band,' explained Larry a nu-metal punker who said he isn't embarrassed to wear a Nickelback shirt. 'Nickelback is pretty much as punk as you can get, I heard Fat Mike from NOFX say he started playing punk jams because of Chad Kroeger.'

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“Omaha is misguided, Jimmy’s Chicken Shack is not a punk band, they in fact are Nu-Metal just like Nickelback. Them farm kids need to wake up and realize punk rock means rebellious music bands like avril lavigne and Fall Out Boy.” – Eric (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m glad you punkers flock together because otherwise you’d be all alone reading this comment on the internet instead you are writing jam tunes and discussing intelligent political and social issues like how great PETA is.” – GOP (TPN Photographer)
“I was in a real punk band when I was in college. We were called the Wonkas.” – IM Balding (TPN Music Analyst)