Lingerie Footbal League Names Its New President

Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League. 'He couldn't be more excited about this,' explained Clinton's top spokesman. 'This was an idea he came up with while in the White House.' The game became famous when former President Clinton had the idea to host Lingerie Football matches in the White House. 'He is a firm believer in exercising,' explained his top spokesman. The Clintons believed everyone needs to exercise and hopefully this professional sports league will help encourage young ladies to participate and thus getting plenty of exercise. Clinton announced there will be a total of ten teams in its 2009 season, playing one game during its 20 week season, starting in September ending in January. 'This is going to be bigger than the NFL,' said Clinton. 'Girls in lingerie, I'm a genius and more importantly President once again!'

Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League. 'He couldn't be more excited about this,' explained Clinton's top spokesman. 'This was an idea he came up with while in the White House.' The game became famous when former President Clinton had the idea to host Lingerie Football matches in the White House. 'He is a firm believer in exercising,' explained his top spokesman. The Clintons believed everyone needs to exercise and hopefully this professional sports league will help encourage young ladies to participate and thus getting plenty of exercise. Clinton announced there will be a total of ten teams in its 2009 season, playing one game during its 20 week season, starting in September ending in January. 'This is going to be bigger than the NFL,' said Clinton. 'Girls in lingerie, I'm a genius and more importantly President once again!'

Reuters News – “Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech on stage during the opening ceremony of the 17th Life Ball in Vienna” [read full story]

“This is so degrading to women.’ – Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“I think this will be a great way for women to show their talents by playing football.” – Howard Downs (TPN Sports Enthusiast)

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  1. Hugh Gnockers says:

    I love it when women show their talents, but I'd settle to see just one talent too. Bill's idea will showcase more talent than even African Idol.

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