Lincolns Ghost Scaring Obamas In The Haunted White House

Former President Abraham Lincoln is a notorious prankster but according to the current residents of the White House, Abe was funny at first but now he is scaring them. For years employees and Presidents could never figure out the ghost who was making all the noises like, running in the hallway, turning lights on and off, flushing toilets, slamming doors, turning the TV volume up, and stealing the children's homework. 'Abe was a clever leader but he is lacking as a ghost considering he does the typical antics of most hauntings,' explained a local White House maid. Washington's Barney Frank hired popular television program Ghost Hunters to come examine a photo taken by former President Elect Barack Obama's youngest child. After the Ghost Hunters (TAP) used their skilled expertise they revealed that it is truly Abraham Lincoln standing behind the President. Ever since his revealings the strange sounds and happenings have all decreased except the door slammings. 'Guess he still thinks that slamming the door is spooky. Oh well, he'll catch on soon that there are many other ways to prank people,' said the maid that we made up a quote for earlier in this news article.