Last Two Surviving Vikings Captured

Finally the end of an ancient civilization comes to close after local authorities off the coast of the Isle Of Man captured the last two surviving Vikings.   'What a jolly good day to have captured not one but the whole entire surviving Viking race,' said Captain Smoot Blikins on the sole Isle Of Man navy vessel.  The crew was on patrol when they were attack by fiery arrows. A moment later the two Vikings hopped aboard and tried to take the Isle Of Man ship.   'It was rather cute to see ancient people try to kill us with stones,' expressed a low ranked crewman. 'Surprisingly enough it did sting when they hit me but I didn't see a need to kill anyone.'  The wild pair was arrested and placed in a holding cell and will most likely remain there until next spring when the Isle Of Man's King leaves his castle and heads up to the capitol city for the annual vote day, in which the King will decide if the pair shall die slowly or quickly.

Finally the end of an ancient civilization comes to close after local aurthorities off the coast of the Isle Of Man captured the last two surviving Vikings. 'What a jolly good day to have captured not one but the whole entire surviving Viking race,' said Captain Smoot Blikins on the sole Isle Of Man navy vessel. The crew was on patrol when they were attack by fiery arrows. A moment later the two Vikings hopped aboard and tried to take the Isle Of Man ship. 'It was rather cute to see ancient people try to kill us with stones,' expressed a low ranked crewman. 'Surprisingly enough it did sting when they hit me but I didn't see a need to kill anyone.' The wild pair was arrested and placed in a holding cell and will most likely remain there until next spring when the Isle Of Man's King leaves his castle and heads up to the capitol city for the annual vote day, in which the King will decide if the pair shall die slowly or quickly.

AP News – ‘Two volunteers in a former monkey…at the zoo in Warsaw, Poland.’ [read full story]

‘Shame they won’t keep them alive to do studies on them and find out if there could possibly be more Vikings.’ – Tina (TPN Subscriber)

‘The crew said that was the last two surviving Vikings, there are no more.’ – The Farmer (TPN Sports Analyst)

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  1. Repella says:

    I love the flag for the isle of man country !

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