Miss North Carolina's blond bombshell Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA Sunday night in Las Vegas. 'This is a true under dog story,' said Ralph Eakerbeen of San Antonio Texas. National polls revealed majority of viewers thought Miss Alaska was going to sweep everyone. 'I'm shocked Miss North Carolina won, I figured Miss Alaska would win considering she was so popular during the presidential elections,' explained Tom Thompson of Shreveport Iowa. The southern belle who was ranked 23rd lowest in popularity ended up beating the 49 other beauties. 'I just knew I was going to win, I was hunting this crown down since I was just a little bo.. girl,' explained Kristen Dalton. 'I'm a vixen.'
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AP News – “Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton reacts after being crowned Miss USA” [free Miss USA pictures]
“She looks a bit rough, haven’t most former Miss USA winners been girly looking?” – Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Remember this pageant is always about whats on the inside not out.” – Howard Downs (TPN Pageant Host)
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Howard maybe it's the lighting but miss USA looks like a dude !
Like the beauty pageant rules state, they judge by the appearance of beauty on the inside not out. We should vote to change this rule so true beauties, like hot chicks, can win.
Howard, word in the park is that duke lazer has been seen late nights walking hand in hand with the new Queen! Could the sparks be flying ????
Most likely, he'll take anything. I just wish he get away from the queens and start dating gals. That's me though.