GM made huge announcements that they would stop producing all Pontiac models. They began with laying off over 30 million employees on Monday. 'Its so hard to let so many folks go, they meant something to someone I'm sure,' laughed Barney Frank the new CEO of GM. Pontiac was struggling due to no hybrid models. They released the gas saving almost green friendly 'Stooldebaker,' which is a really basic vehicle but with the power of Pontiac. 'It goes zero to 80 in three seconds,' explained Taylore Milla the supervisor of a local automotive plant. With no seat belts, only 4 airbags and no windshield wipers the car was too big of a risk for families to purchase. 'The Stool is a fun little car, great speed and with a price of just 10 grand who wouldn't buy it,' said Milla. 'With the Stool you could just sit down and go, any place, anywhere, and anytime. Sad to see this car come to an end, I'm just thankful I am guaranteed a job at another plant.'
AP News – “when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 2009, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.” [read full story]
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I heard that the police impounded this hot pontiac from a druck guy and are going to send it to one of those impound auctions on the lower east side!!! This thing is sure to bring big bucks, i mean look its gotta wheelie bar !!
excuse me Drunk guy
and stellar hand brakes. i'm bringing thousands, how much will you bring?
can't tell you how much i'm bringin ! All I can say is I'm comin home with this thing! I've finally found a way around the seat belt Nazis, it doesn't have one!
Seat belt nazi's are better than femme nazis.
poop on a stick
I tried and missed. Any tips?
I'd like to sample the stool.