A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd. 'We were just having a great day waving when someone honks and sharing fond memories of other protest we'd been apart of when the local New Jersey Giant Monster Rat came forth from the sewer and started attacking us,' said Taylore Miller. The local Rat hasn't been seen in 30 years. 'This puts a little bump in Al Gore's Global Warming,' explained NJ State Scientist Jack Jessie. 'Gore claimed Global Warming killed off the giant Rat.' The whole town is excited to see the Rat attacking once again. 'Its amazing to be attacked by him or her. No one has seen him or her in years,' excitingly explained Taylore Miller.
AP News – “A sign on an inflatablle rat says MVC Fulrloughs Save Zero dollars, as people carry signs to protest furloughs” [read full story]
“Why are they excited with the Giant Monster Rat still being alive? Doesn’t Jersey have plenty of big rats roaming around?” – Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“This particular one is over 30 foot tall, the biggest mammal on earth.’ Howard Downs (TPN World Records Recorder)
