Elderly Woman Gives Birth

A local elderly woman successful birthed a healthy baby with a strong apetite

AP News - “unidentified zoo employee, that was born Sept. 7, 2008 in San Diego” [read full story]

“My mother was almost 40 when she had me.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Geez, if she waited any longer you’d been born to a grandma” - IM Balding (TPN Janitor)