Edward Scissorhands Found Guilty In Murder Trial

Cult classic movie star, Edward Scissorhands, was found guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of actress Jessica Rabbit. Easter morning Roger Rabbit decided to sit inside his limo and let his wife hide eggs, give a basket full of chocolates, Peeps and other gifts inside Scissorhands home but the kind deed ended in tragedy after Edward mistook Rabbit for a local thief. When asked if he felt like his trial was fair Scissorhand just slightly looked over nervously and said nothing. Jessica Rabbit starred in the 1985 cult film 'Barbarian Queen' and the 1988 hit 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit,' she was 40 years old.

Cult classic movie star, Edward Scissorhands, was found guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of actress Jessica Rabbit. Easter morning Roger Rabbit decided to sit inside his limo and let his wife hide eggs, give a basket full of chocolates, Peeps and other gifts inside Scissorhands home but the kind deed ended in tragedy after Edward mistook Rabbit for a local thief. When asked if he felt like his trial was fair Scissorhand just slightly looked over nervously and said nothing. Jessica Rabbit starred in the 1985 cult film 'Barbarian Queen' and the 1988 hit 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit,' she was 40 years old.

AP News – “In this police booking photo released by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. showing Rock music producer Phil Spector after he was convicted Monday April 13, 2009, of second-degree murder in the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson at his mansion in 2003″ [read full story]

“How can Edward Scissorhands be charged in second degree murder if she broke into his house?” – Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Its the Santa Clause that was past in 1973 that says Holiday characters (Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, etc) can enter any home freely to deliver gifts.” – Howard Downs (TPN Chief Editor)

Similar Posts:

Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts
Share and Enjoy:
  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Blogplay
  • Current
  • StumbleUpon
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Subscribe / Share

Article by Howard Downs

Famous news reporter Howard Downs tagged this post with: , , , , , , , , Read 258 articles by Howard Downs
2 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Captain Jack says:

    Howard are you sure that's not Howard Stern ??

  2. Very good point., I wonder if Stern is Scissorhands which may also be Spector. All their last names start with an S. Hmmm. Weird.

Leave a Reply




Trailer Park Membership

Login to connect with Others on Best In Funny Clean Media:


Directory

Powered by Small Mingle Icon Mingle

Trailer Park Video Channel

SURFER SCOTT VLOG #8

Vote Or Survive!

Would you move into a trailer park?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

TPN Free Ad Space

Latest Trailer Park Members!

22 Users - Show All

Powered by Small Mingle Icon Mingle