Courtesy of Yahoo! News
“I’m glad horses now get a second or first chance at competition.” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“It still maybe more useful to turn them into glue.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)
December 26th, 2008 — Sports, World
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“I’m glad horses now get a second or first chance at competition.” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“It still maybe more useful to turn them into glue.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)
December 25th, 2008 — World
Reuters News - “child flashes the victory sign” [read full story]
“Is there a typo on this report?” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I guess you don’t get the joke, finger it out on your own” - GOP (TPN War Adviser)
December 13th, 2008 — Odd, World
Reuters News - “outfits enjoy a ride at an amusement park in Tokyo” [read full story]
“What interest do Aliens have with Santa Claus?” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“They want the blue prints to his sled.” - GOP (TPN Science and Space Specialist)
December 11th, 2008 — Odd, World
Reuters News - “Cats are seen during the International Cat” [read full story]
“My pony was killed and according to my father it could of only had been a large primate like Yeti.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Its easy to believe the Yeti part but I have a real hard time believing a grown man had a pony.” - GOP (TPN Cryptozoologist Expert)
December 7th, 2008 — Odd, World
AFP News - “Santa Claus costume feeds a beluga, or white whale” [read full story]
“He would of gotten away with it had he used the fireplace.” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“All the more reason to have a snowman in your yard.” - GOP (TPN Subscriber)
November 12th, 2008 — Odd, World
Courtesy of AP News
“Is the Klan really gaining in strength again? Scary!” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I am double checking this news report but according to my research the Klan is usually not Mideast descent.” GOP (TPN Editor)
November 11th, 2008 — World
Courtesy of AP News
“Reminds me of riding the subway in New York, more Pakistanis than Americans.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Hey, Todd your comment is a totally uncalled for and you are now banned from writing on TPN” - Admin Tarin (TPN Mid-East Correspondent)
November 7th, 2008 — World
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“That’s the same thing I said.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“I was speechless because I was choking on tears of joy!” - Howard Down (TPN Political Analyst)
November 7th, 2008 — Political, World
AP News - “apparent victory in Obama” [read full story]
“Thats crazy we have two world leaders with the same name.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Supposedly China’s Obama can’t proof his citizenship either.” - GOP (TPN Reporter)
October 30th, 2008 — Political, World
AP News - “Tzipi Livni speaks during a conference on public diplomacy” [read full story]
“She is such a great leader, I think.” Tina (former Obama supporter)
“I hate public speaking to a bunch of hecklers.” - Howard Downs (TPN Public Relations)
October 30th, 2008 — Odd, World
AP News - “I was shopping near the secretariat..” [read full story]
“I can’t wait to dress up tomorrow night, I think I’m going to be Sarah Palin.” - I.M. Balding (TPN Janitor)
“That’s a great idea, I bet no one else will be Palin for Halloween.” Todd (TPN Subscriber)
October 29th, 2008 — Entertainment, World

Paramount released a photo from a new Adrien Brody movie where he portrays a handicapped brother of Indy driver Adam Gardener
Reuters News - “..Francisco Longo, president of the Brazilian importer of Ferrari..” [read full story]
“I just adore Adrien Brody and I love Loser’s Lucks former frontman and now Indy racer Adam Gardener even more” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m glad to see that Adam is a successful driver nowadays.” - Charles Springhart (TPN Zoologist)
October 28th, 2008 — World
AP News - “Syrians hold a banner..” [read full story]
“These people don’t seem too upset.” - Todd (TPN read)
“As you know my background in safety has proven this street sign in fact if too dangerous.” - GOP (Editor)
October 28th, 2008 — World

Leader of pro-Indian local political group Awami National Conference, Muzaffar Shah, sings Who Let The Dogs Out.
AP News - “..Indian parties .. started .. in the Himalayan region..” [read full story]
“This guy has horrible taste in music. That song is so not hot anymore.” Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m not sure if he would sing that song” - Howard Downs
October 24th, 2008 — Political, World
AFP News - “A man walks towards a glass door on which a placard depicting US Democratic candidate Senator Barack Obama..” [read full story]
“Looks like that candidate needs to ‘change’ his campaign slogan..” - Todd (Sports Fan)
“This is a serious crime to use Obama’s name like this.” - Howard Downs (Lead Analyst)