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World Leader Of The Future Announced

Planet Three's Leadership Council voted in the future's new World Leader

Planet Three's Leadership Council voted in the future's new World Leader

AP News - “Wearing a traditional Peruvian poncho” [read full story]

“Wait a second, how come this council is voting on the world leader of the future? Shouldn’t this be decided in the future?” - Ned (TPN Subscriber)
“Its important to always be prepared.” - GOP (TPN Political Analyst)

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Rahm Emanuel Wins Chief Of Staff Position

Rahm Emanuel is Obama's Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.

Rahm Emanuel is Obama's Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.

AP News - “Emanuel was a senior” [read full story]

“That’s really neat how the actually decide on who wins a presidential cabinet position.” - Martha S (TPN Subscriber)
“It’s better than the way they decide in Britain, it still usually ends up in bloodshed.” - GOP (TPN Historian)

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Obama Upset Over Shirt Sales

Presidential elect Barack Obama is upset over his image on shirts being sold on the black market

Presidential elect Barack Obama is upset over his image on shirts being sold on the black market

AP News - “the wave of unauthorized” [read full story]

“I bought my first Barack shirt today, can’t wait to wear it to work!” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I can’t wait to see what legal tender he will be on.” - Todd (TPN subscriber)

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Obama Gets A Giant Congrats

World's tallest man congratulates Barack Obama on his giant victory

World's tallest man congratulates Barack Obama on his giant victory

courtesy of AP News

“I looked this guy up on ripleysbelieveitornot.com, he wears size 38 in shoes.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“My dog was so tall he wore a size 4 in women’s” - GOP (TPN Lead Analyst)

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McCain Supporters Support Each Other

McCain supporters hold each other for comfort after loss

McCain supporters hold each other for comfort after loss

Courtesy of Yahoo! News

“All my dreams are gone.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Then go back to sleep!” - Howard Downs (TPN Political Analyst)

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Obama Changes At Kmart

Barack Obama changes his pants in the dressing room at Kmart

Barack Obama changes his pants in the dressing room at Kmart

Courtesy of Yahoo! News

“I can’t believe there dressing rooms are in such poor condition” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Maybe Obama will help Kmart get better” - GOP (TPN Boom Mic Operator)

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Supporter Not Important

Obama supporter crying after realizing that he's no longer important

Obama supporter crying after realizing that he's no longer important

courtesy of AFP News

“It is a sad day for Rev Jesse, he was the for front liberal black male a few years ago.” - Reginald (TPN Subscriber)
“I voted for Rev Jesse Jackson in 2000 during the primary.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)

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McCain Tries Raising The Roof

An emotional John McCain tried encouraging his supporters with an awkward but heartfelt raising the roof.

An emotional John McCain tried encouraging his supporters with an awkward but heartfelt raising the roof.

courtesy of Reuters News

“I was there in AZ at the speech and I too couldn’t completely raise the roof, i was too emotional.” Walking Bear Foot (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m glad to be moving forward with the new change, as you can tell I love socializing with folks so I can’t wait for a very socialist President.” - Howard Downs (TPN Lead Columnist)

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Education Reform A Priority

Education reform should be first priority for Barack Obama administration based on newspaper reports

Education reform should be first priority for Barack Obama administration based on newspaper reports

courtesy of AP News

“I courdn’t agree more, yesterday I warked into the marr and saw a paper with terribre gramaticar errors. - Ping (TPN Foreign Reporter)

“I’m tired of sloppy news and stories” - Howard Downs (TPN Lead Columnist)

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China Celebrates After Elections

Chinese Communists cheer the election of their new ruler

Chinese Communists cheer the election of their new ruler

AP News - “apparent victory in Obama” [read full story]

“Thats crazy we have two world leaders with the same name.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Supposedly China’s Obama can’t proof his citizenship either.” - GOP (TPN Reporter)

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Sweeney Shocked Over Losing

Presidential candidate John Sweeney shocked over losing the race and that Obama never answered the phone to hear his concession speech

Presidential candidate John Sweeney shocked over losing the race and that Obama never answered the phone to hear his concession speech

AP News - “talks about the impact” [read full story]

“What party was John Sweeney running with? Maybe Obama didn’t know he was.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“He was running with the Labor Union Party. He got about .0023 percent of the popular vote.” GOP (TPN Financial Adviser)

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Rev Jesse Jackson Happy

Rev Jesse Jackson a former presidential candidate is really excited over the American loss and Barack Obama victory

Rev Jesse Jackson a former presidential candidate is really excited over the American loss and Barack Obama victory

Reuters News - “Obama captured the White House” [read full story]

“He doesn’t look happy” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“He wanted to be the first liberal black president, I feel bad for the fella.” - Howard Downs (TPN Political Adviser)

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McCain And Obama Rap Together

John McCain and Barack Obama join forces and do a rap song to motivate voters

John McCain and Barack Obama join forces and do a rap song to motivate voters

AP New - “listens to Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain” [read full story]

“I’m now voting.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Obama still ain’t get my vote.” - GOP (Political Adviser)

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Morales Teaches Driving Lesson

Bolivia's President Evo Morales addresses nation on how to drive correctly

Bolivia's President Evo Morales addresses nation on how to drive correctly

Reuters News - “the media during a news conference” [read full story]

“Third world countries are the worst drivers.” - Todd (TPN Member)”
“Why do you say that?” - GOP

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Livni Is Serious

"Do I look like I'm laughing," yelled Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni to a crowd of hecklers

AP News - “Tzipi Livni speaks during a conference on public diplomacy” [read full story]

“She is such a great leader, I think.” Tina (former Obama supporter)

“I hate public speaking to a bunch of hecklers.” - Howard Downs (TPN Public Relations)

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