Entries Tagged 'Odd' ↓

A local Chinese gymnast has the world's smallest waist, just a stretch smaller than previous title holder

AP News - “training at a sports training” [read full story]

“Is that the male version of Barbie?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“No, Barbie isn’t this scary.” - Howard Downs (TPN News Analyst)

New photo leaked from Vatican reveals Jesus had a security guard stationed in the manager during His birth

AP News - “sweeping prior to Christmas Eve services at the main cathedral in Jakarta, Indonesia” [read full story]

“He also was guarded by three wise men; now that was a smart choice.” - Tina (TPN Subcriber)
“I don’t recall Him being born in Indonesia.” - Howard Downs (TPN Analyst)

Budget strapped glue factories come up with creative ways to more quickly process it's product and chop cost in half

Photo of courtesy of Yahoo! News.

“So they don’t use cattle? Whats up with the logo?” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“They did but horses are cheaper so its more cost affective for them to use ponies and horsies.” - GOP (TPN Market Analyst)

Local dog saves Hollywood actors Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, from a deranged snow monster.

Courtesy of Yahoo! News

“Do you think this is a clip from a new horror film starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“No, its from real life. This happened early this morning.” - GOP (TPN Entertainment Specialist)

UFO swept through a Japanese amusement park, Yomiuri Land, grabbing employees dressed in Santa Claus outfits before flying away

Reuters News - “outfits enjoy a ride at an amusement park in Tokyo” [read full story]

“What interest do Aliens have with Santa Claus?” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“They want the blue prints to his sled.” - GOP (TPN Science and Space Specialist)

Starvation in China leads to outbreaks of cannibalism

Photo courtesy of Yahoo! News

“Get in my belly” - Fat Bastard (TPN Subscriber)
“You’d have to say that, now wouldn’t you.” - Howard Downs (TPN Sports Analyst)

Feared eaten, a local Belarus farmer captured a picture of the Abominable Snowman kidnapping his two circus kittens, Chester Sir Knight-n-tail and Santa Claws

Reuters News - “Cats are seen during the International Cat” [read full story]

“My pony was killed and according to my father it could of only had been a large primate like Yeti.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)

“Its easy to believe the Yeti part but I have a real hard time believing a grown man had a pony.” - GOP (TPN Cryptozoologist Expert)

People fear for life after UFO attacked a traditional Christmas market near Berlin, Germany's memorial church, 'Gedaechtniskirche'

AFP News - “I think the markets are very funny” [read full story]

“Do you think alien’s are responding to messages sent out during WWII? I mean how many attacks can Germany get from outer space species in one year?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“This is about the 5th time this year that UFO’s have had planned assaults over Germany, you maybe on to something” - GOP (TPN Science Expert)

A thief posing as Santa Claus was scared off after local Snowman guarding an east side residential home attacked the fake Kris Kringle

AFP News - “Santa Claus costume feeds a beluga, or white whale” [read full story]

“He would of gotten away with it had he used the fireplace.” - Alison (TPN Subscriber)
“All the more reason to have a snowman in your yard.” - GOP (TPN Subscriber)

Sotheby's successfully sells world's biggest hairball for nearly $20,000.

AP News - “ball of permafrost-preserved mammoth hair” [read full story]

“Who would want to buy it?” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Some have reported Peter Mayhew, made the purchase.” - Howard Downs (TPN Entertainment Specialist)

Dawn, a cougar in the Cincinnati Zoo was injured from a bite on her upper lip by a 3 week old cheetah cub

AP News - “Dawn Strasser plays with one” [read full story]

“I always dreamed of working in a zoo till I read this news report” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“This is an isolated incident, you should pursue your dreams and not keep them caged up.” - Howard Downs (TPN Zoologist)

Model Adriana Lima gets pushed by a spooky ghost during Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel

AP News - “walks the runway” [read full story]

“Do you think ghost wear garments under their sheets?” - Walking Bear Foot (TPN Native Nationalist)
“Under where?” - Howard Downs (TPN Lead Analyst)

Dog embarks on journey of lifetime after he fell from a 40 foot cliff and survived

AFP News - “a CACIB international dog” [read full story]

“I watched my neighbor shoot at his dog and the dog would pretend o be dead, when i tried doing that, the dog ended up bleeding to death.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Don’t use a real gun next time.” - GOP (TPN Editor)

Hungry crowd watches man push his lunch in a wheelchair

Reuters - “(PETA) carries another member wearing a chicken” [read full story]

“I find it sick that the PETA member actually wore a chicken, ew, sick.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Chicken is a great food to eat when you are hungry.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)

Michael Mancienne freaks out after soccer ball mysteriously starts levitating

AFP News - “while there was a surprise call-up for Chelsea defender Michael Mancienne” [read full story]

“I saw a glass on my kitchen table slide all by itself” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Thats explainable but a ball floating in the air, what?” - Victor Croat (TPN Paranormal Expert)