Local feminist are upset over recent cleavage photo taken during a protest in Dupont Circle in Washington, DC for Boobquake Day.

2009 TPN’s Sexiest Dicator, Kim Jong Il is excited after passing drug test.

Local British ghost hunter captures what appears to be a cheeky aberration

Finally the end of an ancient civilization comes to close after local authorities off the coast of the Isle Of Man captured the last two surviving Vikings.

There comes a day and a time when serious actions don’t speak loud enough so certain people have to stand up and let the whole world know they are serious.

A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them.

Irish retailer Wheel Mart is driving away with all the profits after having huge success during the first quarter

The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war.

The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. ‘World War III has just begun,’ explained a UN official.

Legendary singers/songwriter, Seal, in critical condition after performing during the Canadian national holiday Cinco De Mayo. Seal was about to hit stage when fans met up with him and started striking him with clubs.

A local jail in the Ratchaburi province has been closed after inmates were living like pigs in cells that were too sloppy

In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.

Omaha punkers wait outside a dingy venue to see the local favorite national fowl mouth punk band Jimmy’s Chicken Shack

Iranian President Dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opens UN Racist Conference with his off key version of the World Anthem thus causing the crowd to chuck clown noses and leave the meeting early.

Local Iranian street vendors can’t seem to keep in stock hot selling posters like the one of U.S. former Presidential elect Barack Obama and outgoing Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.