Local British ghost hunter captures what appears to be a cheeky aberration
Last Two Surviving Vikings Captured
Finally the end of an ancient civilization comes to close after local authorities off the coast of the Isle Of Man captured the last two surviving Vikings.
Serious Times Calls For Seriousness
There comes a day and a time when serious actions don’t speak loud enough so certain people have to stand up and let the whole world know they are serious.
Man Runs Over Three Babies
A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them.
Irish Retailer A Huge Success
Irish retailer Wheel Mart is driving away with all the profits after having huge success during the first quarter
Yoda Helping Sri Lankan Refugees
The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war.
Rome Expanding And Conquering Once Again
The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. ‘World War III has just begun,’ explained a UN official.
Music Artist Seal Hospitalized After Being Clubbed By Canadians
Legendary singers/songwriter, Seal, in critical condition after performing during the Canadian national holiday Cinco De Mayo. Seal was about to hit stage when fans met up with him and started striking him with clubs.
Local Jail Closed After Keeping Cells Too Sloppy
A local jail in the Ratchaburi province has been closed after inmates were living like pigs in cells that were too sloppy
Mystery Grows And Locals Sickened After Pig Flu
In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.
Local Punk Rockers Wait Outside Show
Omaha punkers wait outside a dingy venue to see the local favorite national fowl mouth punk band Jimmy’s Chicken Shack
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Sings World Anthem During UN Racism Conference
Iranian President Dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opens UN Racist Conference with his off key version of the World Anthem thus causing the crowd to chuck clown noses and leave the meeting early.
Obama & Ehud Olmert Posters Are Hot Sellers
Local Iranian street vendors can’t seem to keep in stock hot selling posters like the one of U.S. former Presidential elect Barack Obama and outgoing Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
Oprah Winfrey Throws A Pitch
One of the world’s largest and biggest TV stars Oprah Winfrey threw out the ceremonial first pitch during a New York Mets game.
Top Highfives Left Hanging Of The Week
There is nothing more humiliating than being denied a high five. From Kim Jong-Il feeling ill to Barack Obama standing his ground we have collected the most embarrassing high five denials of the week,


