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		<title>Hilary Clinton Performed Soulja Boy At Recent Rally</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 01:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The democratic senator from the great state of New York, Hilary Clinton, performed her favorite song and dance called, 'Soulja Boy,' at a recent rally in Indianapolis, Indiana.]]></description>
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		<title>Shocking Photo May Reveal Al Sharpton As A Nazi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ America is shocked after newly released photos reveal the Reverend Al Sharpton is in fact, possibly, a Nazi supporter and/or German sympathizer.
&#8216;This just breaks my little heart,&#8217; explained a National Action Network supporter. &#8216;I remember when he used to stand for all people, not just non-Jewish blonds.&#8217;
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		<title>Shakira Upset Over Immigration Law Due To Poor Ticket Sales</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Colombian singer Shakira was upset with Arizona's new Immigration Law in which she, like many other Latino artist, have had huge decline in ticket sales on many North American tours. ]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods New Scandal Over Use Of Exotic Fur</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 19:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A victory this week during the 2010 Masters would help Tiger Woods move past the recent humps, however a new scandal is sending the media into an entire rage over his use of real rare exotic Indochinese Tiger fur.]]></description>
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		<title>Easter Bunny Involved In Local Gang</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 06:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two men dressed in traditional Easter bunny costumes were arrested outside the local Arnold mall after authorities were called in.]]></description>
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		<title>Vice President Biden Makes Valid Points</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny man Vice President Joe Biden makes two very valid points during his visit to Cree Inc. in Durham, N.C.]]></description>
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		<title>Conjoined Twins Interviewed On ABC News</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[World famous brothers who are conjoined twins describe while interviewed on ABC News why they decided to decline being guest on Dancing With The Stars]]></description>
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		<title>Local Sharks May Be Behind Recent UFO Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 18:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Howard Downs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident.]]></description>
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		<title>Depressed Texas Man Takes A Shot At A Local School</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rick Hantham was depressed and just upset with a crazy intent in mind when he aimed at a local Texas school but missed the mark he was aiming at.]]></description>
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		<title>Woody Harrelson Auditions For Dancing With The Stars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trying to restore his reputation after recently beating up the paparazzi, Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson has announced his plans for Dancing With The Stars. ]]></description>
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