World famous brothers who are conjoined twins describe while interviewed on ABC News why they decided to decline being guest on Dancing With The Stars
Local Sharks May Be Behind Recent UFO Attack
Indianapolis authorities released photos of recent UFO attack confirming they believe local sharks may be responsible for the incident.
Depressed Texas Man Takes A Shot At A Local School
Rick Hantham was depressed and just upset with a crazy intent in mind when he aimed at a local Texas school but missed the mark he was aiming at.
Woody Harrelson Auditions For Dancing With The Stars
Trying to restore his reputation after recently beating up the paparazzi, Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson has announced his plans for Dancing With The Stars.
Edward Scissorhands Found Guilty In Murder Trial
Legendary Hollywood super star, Edward Scissorhands was found guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of actress from the 1985 hit film Barbarian Queen
Male Unhappy About Getting Clipped
Local male left parlor unhappy, confused and wondering why in the dickens would his family want him to get clipped
Female Behind Bars After Biting Cop
A local female is now behind bars after first peeing on the Alamo and then secondly for biting a cop during her arrest
UA Workers Fire After Pranking Coworkers
United Auto Workers leave the Chrysler’s Warren Truck Assembly in Warren, Michigan after getting fired for pranking two coworkers by placing their vehicles on stilts
TSA Requires Passengers To Play Game
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer Alisa Boyack leads passenger through a game of Simon Says in order to pass through the screening process at the local Salt Lake International Airport in Salt Lake City, Utah
Google Earth Captures Fugitive On The Run
Google earth camera captures a shot of a local escapee/fugitive running for freedom
Monteih Reflects Over Accusations
Craig Monteilh reflects over an email from Ahmadullah Sais Niazi which made the FBI screen Monteih and continually monitor his whereabouts.
Glue Factories Chop Cost In Half
Budget strapped glue factories come up with creative ways to more quickly process it’s product and chop cost in half
OJ Simpson Booked 15 Years Straight
OJ Simpson cancels his Killer Air Guitar show at Fulsom Prison because he’s booked solid for the next 15 years
Popular Cougar Injured From Cheetah Bite
Dawn, a cougar in the Cincinnati Zoo was injured from a bite on her upper lip by a 3 week old cheetah cub


