Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League
Sports
Mr. T Signed Three Year Deal With Cubs
The Chicago Cubs have come up with a plan to bring the fans back and hopefully win some games by signing Mr. T to a three year deal.
Celebrity News
Steven Spielberg Sucker Punches Cameron Diaz Boyfriend
Director Steven Spielberg sucker punches Cameron Diaz\’s boyfriend Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving him dizzy, upset, and single. ‘I don’t want to date a wuss.’
Celebrity News
Orlando Magic Star Attacked By Die Hard Fan
Little die hard fan leaves Orlando Magic star shaken and in tears during last night’s game in Philadelphia.
Sports
Oprah Winfrey Throws A Pitch
One of the world’s largest and biggest TV stars Oprah Winfrey threw out the ceremonial first pitch during a New York Mets game.
Sports
Trailer Park Boxer Goes Pro And Gordon Host Jealous
The warrior from this trailer park community shows off epic strength against 78 time middle weight champ Kenny Rainford. Gordon Host was jealous of Brian Sutherland the ‘trailer park warrior’ for looking so good and classy.
Sports
Local Biker Finds Himself In Sticky Situation
A local German motocross biker ends up in a very sticky situation after trying to jump the Blue Mosque in Istanbul Turkey
Political
Russian President Lost To Local Bank Chairman
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev lost his reign over the red state to the former local VEB Bank Chairman Vladimir Dmitriyev during the annual staring contest in which the winner becomes the new socialist leader of Russia
Odd News
Conan O’Brien Tosses Phone At Unemployment Olympics
Former Late Night Show host Conan O’Brien tosses an office phone during the Unemployment Olympics in New York he got one medal and participated in such games as “Pin the Blame on the Boss” and “Office Telephone Toss.”
Odd News
Hughes Catches Winning Pass During Bowl Game
Ben Hughes catches, Punxsutawney Phil, for the winning pass during the 35th annual Groundhog Day Bowl game
Sports
Disabled Horses Compete In New Rodeo
Horses with disabilities can compete in the always exciting Special Rodeo in Alberta, Canada.
Sports
Animal Activist Upset
Animal Activist upset over rodeo star Clint Robinson’s new leather belt
Celebrity News
Italian Chef Wins Big
A Texas-Italian chef wins big after introducing new recipe during the Texas Hunter Jumper Association’s Thanksgiving Show, he will be headed to nationals next week
Political
Rahm Emanuel Wins Chief Of Staff Position
Rahm Emanuel is Obama’s Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.
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