Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League
Mr. T Signed Three Year Deal With Cubs
The Chicago Cubs have come up with a plan to bring the fans back and hopefully win some games by signing Mr. T to a three year deal.
Steven Spielberg Sucker Punches Cameron Diaz Boyfriend
Director Steven Spielberg sucker punches Cameron Diaz\’s boyfriend Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving him dizzy, upset, and single. ‘I don’t want to date a wuss.’
Orlando Magic Star Attacked By Die Hard Fan
Little die hard fan leaves Orlando Magic star shaken and in tears during last night’s game in Philadelphia.
Oprah Winfrey Throws A Pitch
One of the world’s largest and biggest TV stars Oprah Winfrey threw out the ceremonial first pitch during a New York Mets game.
Trailer Park Boxer Goes Pro And Gordon Host Jealous
The warrior from this trailer park community shows off epic strength against 78 time middle weight champ Kenny Rainford. Gordon Host was jealous of Brian Sutherland the ‘trailer park warrior’ for looking so good and classy.
Local Biker Finds Himself In Sticky Situation
A local German motocross biker ends up in a very sticky situation after trying to jump the Blue Mosque in Istanbul Turkey
Russian President Lost To Local Bank Chairman
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev lost his reign over the red state to the former local VEB Bank Chairman Vladimir Dmitriyev during the annual staring contest in which the winner becomes the new socialist leader of Russia
Conan O’Brien Tosses Phone At Unemployment Olympics
Former Late Night Show host Conan O’Brien tosses an office phone during the Unemployment Olympics in New York he got one medal and participated in such games as “Pin the Blame on the Boss” and “Office Telephone Toss.”
Hughes Catches Winning Pass During Bowl Game
Ben Hughes catches, Punxsutawney Phil, for the winning pass during the 35th annual Groundhog Day Bowl game
Disabled Horses Compete In New Rodeo
Horses with disabilities can compete in the always exciting Special Rodeo in Alberta, Canada.
Animal Activist Upset
Animal Activist upset over rodeo star Clint Robinson’s new leather belt
Italian Chef Wins Big
A Texas-Italian chef wins big after introducing new recipe during the Texas Hunter Jumper Association’s Thanksgiving Show, he will be headed to nationals next week
Rahm Emanuel Wins Chief Of Staff Position
Rahm Emanuel is Obama’s Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.


