There comes a day and a time when serious actions don’t speak loud enough so certain people have to stand up and let the whole world know they are serious.
Barack Obama To Star In New Mr. Bean Movie
U.S. President Barack Obama will star along side Rowan Atkins in the upcoming hilarious Mr. Bean flick called ‘World Leaders.’
Vladimir Putin Is the New Chuck Norris
Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris
Rome Expanding And Conquering Once Again
The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. ‘World War III has just begun,’ explained a UN official.
Lincolns Ghost Scaring Obamas In The Haunted White House
Ghost Hunters find out what former president is haunting the White House and scaring the current former President Elect Barack Obama and family.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Sings World Anthem During UN Racism Conference
Iranian President Dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opens UN Racist Conference with his off key version of the World Anthem thus causing the crowd to chuck clown noses and leave the meeting early.
Obama & Ehud Olmert Posters Are Hot Sellers
Local Iranian street vendors can’t seem to keep in stock hot selling posters like the one of U.S. former Presidential elect Barack Obama and outgoing Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
Former Funny Man Al Franken Wins
Al Franken still funny and still creating characters that the whole world loves, such as his epic Susan Boyle opera singing senator sensation.
Prince Albert Smacked Gordon Campbell During Conference
During the 8th World Conference on Sport and the Environment in Vancouver, Prince Albert of Monaco smacked British Columbia Premier Gordon Campbell in the face after he said a joke about Prince Albert being in a can.
Russian President Lost To Local Bank Chairman
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev lost his reign over the red state to the former local VEB Bank Chairman Vladimir Dmitriyev during the annual staring contest in which the winner becomes the new socialist leader of Russia
Brown Refuses To Shake Obama’s Hand
Britain’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown refuses to shake U.S. former presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s hand at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office in London before the G20 Summit after Obama’s announce to ban GM and Chrysler from Nascar
Top Helpful Points For The Week
TPN have compiled the most helpful points for you, our reader, to start the week off in the right direction.
Conjoined Twins Win Election In Italy
Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi, left, and Lower Chamber president and National Alliance former leader Gianfranco Fini Berlusconi are the first conjoined twins to win not only a major election but hold two top positions after the recent election in Italy
Richard Gere Safe After Robbery
Local actor Richard Gere held up and robbed after speaking at the International Campaign for Tibet reception on Capitol Hill in Washington
ACORN Leader Hit By Car
ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) was tragically hit by a car while working door to door in a local Florida trailer park


