A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them.
Rome Expanding And Conquering Once Again
The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. ‘World War III has just begun,’ explained a UN official.
Depressed Texas Man Takes A Shot At A Local School
Rick Hantham was depressed and just upset with a crazy intent in mind when he aimed at a local Texas school but missed the mark he was aiming at.
Authorities Accidentally Kill Star Of Babe Over Swine Flu Scare
Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe over fear the actor was sick with Swine flu.
Local Jail Closed After Keeping Cells Too Sloppy
A local jail in the Ratchaburi province has been closed after inmates were living like pigs in cells that were too sloppy
Mystery Grows And Locals Sickened After Pig Flu
In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.
Scientist Reveal Postnatal Test Tube Babies
Scientist have created postnatal babies grown completely in test tubes which allows women to avoid pregnancy alltogether and potentially preventing previous prenatal dangers
Woman Falls In Love With Eiffel Tower
Erica Eiffel is the woman married the great Paris landmark last year and now wants the whole world to know about her love.
Top Helpful Points For The Week
TPN have compiled the most helpful points for you, our reader, to start the week off in the right direction.
Ben Stiller Opens New School
Ben Stiller opens the newly remodeled and expanded building for his educational building, “Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too”
Robert Cailliau Hospitalized After Being Punched
Robert Cailliau was punched in the head during the 20th anniversary of the World Wide Web at the venue of the European Organization for Nuclear Research’s and was taking to hospital for yearly check up
ACORN Leader Hit By Car
ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) was tragically hit by a car while working door to door in a local Florida trailer park
Gymnast Has Smallest Waist
A local Chinese gymnast has the world’s smallest waist, just a stretch smaller than previous title holder
Local Man Has Big Heart
Local Lebanese farmer Khalil Semhat, donated his abnormally big heart to science


