Local feminist are upset over recent cleavage photo taken during a protest in Dupont Circle in Washington, DC for Boobquake Day.

TPN historically has been the front runner for watching and breaking the latest trends from within local trailer parks such as releasing the first ever Top Baby Names for 2010.

According to non-recent TPN Data, the United States President Barack Obama is currently the world’s tallest leader.

A local six-year-old boy from Shenyang, Liaoning province has stumped educators by his incredible ability to count, making him the towns’ math whiz.

A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them.

The UN sent out strong warnings to all nations about the ever aggressive nature over the recently reformed Rome. ‘World War III has just begun,’ explained a UN official.

Rick Hantham was depressed and just upset with a crazy intent in mind when he aimed at a local Texas school but missed the mark he was aiming at.

Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe over fear the actor was sick with Swine flu.

A local jail in the Ratchaburi province has been closed after inmates were living like pigs in cells that were too sloppy

In other news a local farmer believes his farm is haunted after he woke to see a horse fly inside his home and then minutes later his wife became ill after the pig flu.

Scientist have created postnatal babies grown completely in test tubes which allows women to avoid pregnancy alltogether and potentially preventing previous prenatal dangers

Erica Eiffel is the woman married the great Paris landmark last year and now wants the whole world to know about her love.

TPN have compiled the most helpful points for you, our reader, to start the week off in the right direction.

Ben Stiller opens the newly remodeled and expanded building for his educational building, “Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too”

Robert Cailliau was punched in the head during the 20th anniversary of the World Wide Web at the venue of the European Organization for Nuclear Research’s and was taking to hospital for yearly check up