Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League
Trailer Park Sales On Dramatic Decline
A local trailer park owner is left scratching his head after his once popular community has become a ghost town after dramatic decline in new attendants
Irish Retailer A Huge Success
Irish retailer Wheel Mart is driving away with all the profits after having huge success during the first quarter
Ellen To Star In Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2
Talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres is returning to the big screen to play Gordon Gekko (originally Michael Douglas) in Oliver Stone’s sequel to Wall Street.
GM Announces End To Pontiac
GM made huge announcements that they would stop producing all Pontiac models even discontinuing the Stooldebaker line.
Mexico Upset Over Burger Kings Texican Whopper Ad
The official commercial for Burger King’s Texican Whopper that has caused Mexico to flare up and take a bite out of BK’s Spanish advertisement campaign.
William Hung In New G.I. Joe Movie
An exclusive sneak peak into the new G.I. Joe movie ‘The Rise Of Cobra’ reveals that William Hung has his first starring role as Storm Shadow.
Mr Garrison’s ‘IT’ Becomes Reality
From the hit TV show, South Park, Mr Garrison is the lovable wacky teacher and now successful inventor of the Gyroscope-Powered Monowheel IT, which thanks to General Motors and Mike Gansler has become reality.
Ben Stiller Opens New School
Ben Stiller opens the newly remodeled and expanded building for his educational building, “Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too”
Members Flock To AFLAC Convention
Members Flock to the second annual International AFLAC convention which was billed to break previous attendance record but was down from last year
Fishing Good For Economics
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke addresses the Economic Club of New York how fishing will boost the economy
Microsoft Teaches Kids To Eat
Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer informed school children how to eat like a man
Charmin Introduces Toilet Paper For Airplanes
Charmin debuts 2 new toilet paper lines for airplane use on transatlantic flights


