Entries Tagged 'Health' ↓

A local Chinese gymnast has the world's smallest waist, just a stretch smaller than previous title holder

AP News - “training at a sports training” [read full story]

“Is that the male version of Barbie?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“No, Barbie isn’t this scary.” - Howard Downs (TPN News Analyst)

Starvation in China leads to outbreaks of cannibalism

Photo courtesy of Yahoo! News

“Get in my belly” - Fat Bastard (TPN Subscriber)
“You’d have to say that, now wouldn’t you.” - Howard Downs (TPN Sports Analyst)

Local Lebanese farmer Khalil Semhat, donated his abnormally big heart to science

AFP News - “holds his giant potato” [read full story]

“How is this guy a local farmer if he is from Lebanon?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“He is a local farmer from a different local area. Duh.” - Howard Downs (TPN Subscriber)

A local elderly woman successful birthed a healthy baby with a strong apetite

AP News - “unidentified zoo employee, that was born Sept. 7, 2008 in San Diego” [read full story]

“My mother was almost 40 when she had me.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Geez, if she waited any longer you’d been born to a grandma” - IM Balding (TPN Janitor)

Hungry crowd watches man push his lunch in a wheelchair

Reuters - “(PETA) carries another member wearing a chicken” [read full story]

“I find it sick that the PETA member actually wore a chicken, ew, sick.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Chicken is a great food to eat when you are hungry.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)

Friends fear Cher is unhealthy after pictures leaked show she has been partying too hard lately

AFP News - “We are very pleased with this” [read full story]

“I admire Cher so much, no matter what is going on in her life she is still a naturally beautiful woman” - Maldra (TPN Subscriber)
“She looks the same as always, I bet she is fine” - IM Balding (TPN Fashion Expert)

A monster bit off a senior citizens hand on Halloween

Yahoo! - “A squirrel is seen eating” [read full story]

“Its a tree rat!” - IM Balding (TPN Janitor)
“Halloween makes animals do super spooky stuff.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)

Safety seats aren't just for children; new law requires anyone under 18 to be in child car seats

AP News - “I think what she needed mostly was counseling..” [read full story]

“Since this slightly dealt with politics, will she still be able to vote in jail?” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I hope not.” GOP (TPN Lead Anchor)

After wild night of partying, college sorority girl feels totally bloated

AP News - “The family wanted to cremate him but there wasn’t an adequate oven for someone his size,” Maribel Cantu, a funeral home worker, said. “He is the biggest man we have buried.” [read full story]

“I can totally relate to that.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)

“Really?” - Todd (Sports Fan)

Phone sex operators worry about feeding the family during tough times

“Really makes you wonder what the chick looks like on the otherside of the phone” - Terry (TPN Subscriber)

“Wait you actually call those hotlines?” - Laird

Local studies reveal online games have aged 12 year old Frederik Pohl too quick

[AP News] “Science fiction writer Frederik Pohl works on his laptop..” [read full story]

“What would you call an elderly hockey player who scores for the third time in one game? …” - Simple Jack

“What?” - Howard Downs (TPN)

“Geri’hattrick,’ get it, geriatric! LOL” - Simple Jack

howard downs has left the chatroom

“You there?” - Simple Jack

Local study shows compared to men, women are huge fans of New York boardwalk

[Reuters news] “A woman walks along the boardwalk while leaving the U.S. Open tennis tournament.”
[read full story]

Looks like New Yorkers can’t wait for fall. I bet the world capital is beautiful this time of year. I’d for sure be a huge fan, well fan of walking the boardwalks. -TPN