When I take over Larry King Live in a few years I’ll never have the audacity to pull this sort of prank of cutting Roger Ross Williams off during his speech. Both Videos Are Here!
Critics Rip Up Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland
Local trailer park movie critics rip apart Tim Burton’s latest spooky dark film called Alice In Wonderland. One critic says ‘Russel Brand makes a terrible rabbit’
U.S. and Japan Lose Big In Miss Universe Pageant
A growing trend in beauty contest will likely end after the U.S. sent Annie Leibovitz and Japan sent "Yokozuna" Asashoryu both women are beautiful winners on the inside but the outsides gave both countries a huge loss to a third world beauty, Stefania Fernandez of Venezuela.
Paul McCartney Arrested After Peeping Into Dressing Rooms
Musician Paul McCartney gives the thumbs up sign to an unfortunate victim after the former Beatle opened up the dressing room curtain and saw the victim changing.
Vladimir Putin Is the New Chuck Norris
Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris
Steven Spielberg Sucker Punches Cameron Diaz Boyfriend
Director Steven Spielberg sucker punches Cameron Diaz\’s boyfriend Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving him dizzy, upset, and single. ‘I don’t want to date a wuss.’
Yoda Helping Sri Lankan Refugees
The friendly green star of Star Wars, Yoda, has been volunteering in Sri Lanka helping and training refugees on how to deal with the current war.
Ellen To Star In Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2
Talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres is returning to the big screen to play Gordon Gekko (originally Michael Douglas) in Oliver Stone’s sequel to Wall Street.
Music Artist Seal Hospitalized After Being Clubbed By Canadians
Legendary singers/songwriter, Seal, in critical condition after performing during the Canadian national holiday Cinco De Mayo. Seal was about to hit stage when fans met up with him and started striking him with clubs.
Authorities Accidentally Kill Star Of Babe Over Swine Flu Scare
Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe over fear the actor was sick with Swine flu.
Orlando Magic Star Attacked By Die Hard Fan
Little die hard fan leaves Orlando Magic star shaken and in tears during last night’s game in Philadelphia.
Local Punk Rockers Wait Outside Show
Omaha punkers wait outside a dingy venue to see the local favorite national fowl mouth punk band Jimmy’s Chicken Shack
Kristen Dalton Crowned Miss USA
Miss North Carolina’s blond bombshell Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA Sunday night in Las Vegas.
Top Highfives Left Hanging Of The Week
There is nothing more humiliating than being denied a high five. From Kim Jong-Il feeling ill to Barack Obama standing his ground we have collected the most embarrassing high five denials of the week,
Woody Harrelson Auditions For Dancing With The Stars
Trying to restore his reputation after recently beating up the paparazzi, Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson has announced his plans for Dancing With The Stars.


