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Local dealers have reported that used cars are exploding in sales

AP News - “car is seen folowing a U.S. airstrike” [read full story]

“Looks like the car was following the air strike a little too closely” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m really enjoying the ‘brand used’ news van that TPN just bought earlier this week” - Howard Downs (TPN On Sight Reporter)

Members flock to the second annual International AFLAC convention which was billed to break previous attendance record but was down from last year

Courtesy of AFP News

“I love their commercials, I wonder if their service would be good or too fowl?” - Tom Atoes (Former 2SG Night Live writer)
“Huh, eggxactly” - Howard Downs (TPN Business Analyst)

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke addresses the Economic Club of New York how fishing will boost the economy

Reuters News - “..addresses the Economic Club of New York regarding financial markets..” [read full story]

“I went fishing once when I was little. I don’t feel or see how that helped me financially.” Tina (Concerned Citizen)
“Its regarding trade. If you go and catch tons of fish and sell them, you will feel a difference.” - GOP

Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer informed school children how to eat like a man

Reuters News - “The larger issue is strategic fit..” [read full story]

“I wonder what he is pretending to eat?” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Maybe Yahoo or something from Bob Evans.” - Reginald (TPN Field Reporter)

Bank of England changed logo to be handicapped friendly

“Finally, a bank that wheely listens.” - Todd (TPN subscriber)
“These are the kind of post that will make this whole website lose hits. How dare you make a joke about this!” Carla Tibbins (former TPN member)
“That wasn’t a joke but this is, ‘bank notorious for making ‘chair’itable donations.’” - Howard Downs