Local Mexican Authorities accidentally killed Hollywood activist and star of the epic series Babe. The leading piglet was in Mexico to demand world governments to end the current ban on the usage of pigs in films over fear they'll spread the swine flu. 'Swine flu is almost impossible to get,' said another strong pig supporter Howard the Duck. 'Last year everyone was scared to hang with me over the fear of Bird Flu, like bird flu, nothing will really happen.' The activist claim Swine Flu is a fluke and its just a bunch of politicians in the pockets of world news outlets who are getting rich off pork spending. 'It's such a shame that this talented piglet or starlet was murdered while trying to push a positive image for pigs worldwide,' explained Cop #1 in the second season of NYPD Blue. Ms Piggy was arrested but later released after posting bail. 'I'm just happy I didn't die, I'm heading back home. Forget these stupid pigs down here,' coughed Ms. Piggy. 'I can't believe they arrested me over throwing up, duh, I do that to lose weight, I don't have no Swine Flu.' Her current movie Pulled Pork has been put on hold until the Swine Flu fear has eased and the production company feels safe to resume.
AP News – “A butcher cooks a free public pork barbeque in Guatemala City” [read full story]
“I can’t quit crying, that actor was so gifted, classy and his movies always tasteful.” – Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Seemed like the authorities did the right thing.” – Howard Downs (TPN Health Analyst)
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Are ms. piggy and kermit still together ?
I read on TMZ that he left her because she refused to eat healthy and she snored nonstop.. Even while she was awake.