Entries from November 2008 ↓

New local study shows majority of Mexico is happy with new design of the U.S. Border fence

AP News - “ending the most high-profile effort yet to break a blockade” [read full story]

“Wow, this new fence design is a lot better than the giant wooden fence. Plus now they won’t have to cross illegally to see whats on the other side, they’ll simply look through the fence now.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Finally some peace over the border issue.” - Howard Downs (TPN Subscriber)

    Today over 3 trillion world citizens celebrated Thanksgiving Day. Everyone has their own unique way to spend this holiday. A few popular choices are usually traveling, watching parades, hunting wild game, board games, and some folks even prepare a feast.
    The feast is so popular because every year Pilgrims and Indians would celebrate their friendship by making a huge meal. Since Indians and Pilgrims got along so well, they decided they should base a holiday on their annual feast that took place in Thanksgiving, MA (now Boston). They simply called the holiday, Thanksgiving, for undisclosed reasons.
    Since the Park is obsessed on history we honor the feast as well. Take an inside look into the trailer parks favorite meal of the year, the Trailer Park Thanksgiving feast.

    Here are the main foods that we used during this years meal:

The most important food during this festive feast is turkey

Sweet potatoes are probably the second most important dish on the spread, don't forget to top it with marshmallows

Corn was the Indian's favorite food during the first few Thanksgiving dinners

Mashed potatoes help create more starch to the eaters diet, great for dieters.

There is nothing better to pour over mashed potatoes than some delicious milk gravy

Oh my! Dry up all those delicious lakes of gravy by sinking warm biscuits into them

Add this sweet and sour Cranberry sauce to give a radical complimentary flavor for your taste buds

After you microwave all these delicious foods, your Trailer Park Thanksgiving spread will look like this

   Hope you had a beautiful and loving Thanksgiving feast.

biscuits appear courtesy of flikr

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Sotheby's successfully sells world's biggest hairball for nearly $20,000.

AP News - “ball of permafrost-preserved mammoth hair” [read full story]

“Who would want to buy it?” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Some have reported Peter Mayhew, made the purchase.” - Howard Downs (TPN Entertainment Specialist)

Planet Three's Leadership Council voted in the future's new World Leader

AP News - “Wearing a traditional Peruvian poncho” [read full story]

“Wait a second, how come this council is voting on the world leader of the future? Shouldn’t this be decided in the future?” - Ned (TPN Subscriber)
“Its important to always be prepared.” - GOP (TPN Political Analyst)

Dawn, a cougar in the Cincinnati Zoo was injured from a bite on her upper lip by a 3 week old cheetah cub

AP News - “Dawn Strasser plays with one” [read full story]

“I always dreamed of working in a zoo till I read this news report” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“This is an isolated incident, you should pursue your dreams and not keep them caged up.” - Howard Downs (TPN Zoologist)

Trying to reinvent the hit cartoon show Smurfs, they are introducing, Kali, a new character from India

Reuters News - “Kali will be worshipped” [read full story]

“Wow, looks like Smurfette will not be the only chick in town now.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“What’s with the Smurf brand always promoting man made gods? Stinking creeps.” - Rob (TPN Cartoonist)

Rahm Emanuel is Obama's Chief of Staff after winning two of three in a tense game of Paper, Rock, and Scissors; some claim it was rigged and the job was handed to him.

AP News - “Emanuel was a senior” [read full story]

“That’s really neat how the actually decide on who wins a presidential cabinet position.” - Martha S (TPN Subscriber)
“It’s better than the way they decide in Britain, it still usually ends up in bloodshed.” - GOP (TPN Historian)

Presidential elect Barack Obama is upset over his image on shirts being sold on the black market

AP News - “the wave of unauthorized” [read full story]

“I bought my first Barack shirt today, can’t wait to wear it to work!” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“I can’t wait to see what legal tender he will be on.” - Todd (TPN subscriber)

Guantanamo detainee and terror suspect Binyam Mohamed is found guilty for being too sketchy

AP News - “admitted to crimes to halt his agony” [read full story]

“This is the best news I’ve seen all day.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“I’m glad they got a verdict now instead of drawing out this trial” - Howard Downs (TPN Lead Analyst)

Model Adriana Lima gets pushed by a spooky ghost during Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel

AP News - “walks the runway” [read full story]

“Do you think ghost wear garments under their sheets?” - Walking Bear Foot (TPN Native Nationalist)
“Under where?” - Howard Downs (TPN Lead Analyst)

A local elderly woman successful birthed a healthy baby with a strong apetite

AP News - “unidentified zoo employee, that was born Sept. 7, 2008 in San Diego” [read full story]

“My mother was almost 40 when she had me.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Geez, if she waited any longer you’d been born to a grandma” - IM Balding (TPN Janitor)

Dog embarks on journey of lifetime after he fell from a 40 foot cliff and survived

AFP News - “a CACIB international dog” [read full story]

“I watched my neighbor shoot at his dog and the dog would pretend o be dead, when i tried doing that, the dog ended up bleeding to death.” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Don’t use a real gun next time.” - GOP (TPN Editor)

Jerry Yang teaches a class in London about how to catch a fish

Reuters News - “addresses a conference” [read full story]

“I’ve always wanted to learn how to catch a fish” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“You should, once you go fishing, you’re hooked.” Howard Downs (TPN Political Enthusiast)

Hungry crowd watches man push his lunch in a wheelchair

Reuters - “(PETA) carries another member wearing a chicken” [read full story]

“I find it sick that the PETA member actually wore a chicken, ew, sick.” - Tina (TPN Subscriber)
“Chicken is a great food to eat when you are hungry.” - GOP (TPN Sports Analyst)

Michael Mancienne freaks out after soccer ball mysteriously starts levitating

AFP News - “while there was a surprise call-up for Chelsea defender Michael Mancienne” [read full story]

“I saw a glass on my kitchen table slide all by itself” - Todd (TPN Subscriber)
“Thats explainable but a ball floating in the air, what?” - Victor Croat (TPN Paranormal Expert)